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Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace | Episode Three | Skipper the Eyechild
Tina screamed for nurse. But Little Miss Nurse didn’t come. Little Miss Nurse was out in the backroom having a cigarette and flirting with doctor. The pain shot through her like a big bullet. She knew babies were meant to kick, but were they meant to scratch? No. They weren’t.
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I’ve always been someone who believes there is no such thing as “elo hell” but dear god the last 5 or 6 days of solo queue have been trying their best to convert me.
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one big happy family
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If this isn’t the most fabulous thing you’ve ever seen, you’re lying.
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am i gonna regret making this rebloggable
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Nicolas Cage as Aragorn from The Return of the Cage
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My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now
you crossed out wonderful instead of birthday
“Have a Father’s Day Birthday!”
Yes, that was deliberate. You’ll notice I also put a big sticker over “princess” that reads “dad” even though my dad has never had any trouble remembering he is my dad
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“It’s not what it seems”
(directly painted on banana with acrylic paints)THIS IS BULLSHIT
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1. White terrorists are called “gunmen.” What does that even mean? A person with a gun? Wouldn’t that be, like, everyone in the US? Other terrorists are called, like, “terrorists.”
2. White terrorists are “troubled loners.” Other terrorists are always suspected of being part of a global plot, even when they are obviously troubled loners.
3. Doing a study on the danger of white terrorists at the Department of Homeland Security will get you sidelined by angry white Congressmen. Doing studies on other kinds of terrorists is a guaranteed promotion.
4. The family of a white terrorist is interviewed, weeping as they wonder where he went wrong. The families of other terrorists are almost never interviewed.
5. White terrorists are part of a “fringe.” Other terrorists are apparently mainstream.
6. White terrorists are random events, like tornadoes. Other terrorists are long-running conspiracies.
7. White terrorists are never called “white.” But other terrorists are given ethnic affiliations.
8. Nobody thinks white terrorists are typical of white people. But other terrorists are considered paragons of their societies.
9. White terrorists are alcoholics, addicts or mentally ill. Other terrorists are apparently clean-living and perfectly sane.
10. There is nothing you can do about white terrorists. Gun control won’t stop them. No policy you could make, no government program, could possibly have an impact on them. But hundreds of billions of dollars must be spent on police and on the Department of Defense, and on TSA, which must virtually strip search 60 million people a year, to deal with other terrorists.
Juan Cole, 08/09/2012
Juan Cole actually wrote this 4 days after a white terrorist, yes, terrorist, murdered 6 and injured 4 people at a Sikh gurdwara in Wisconsin. The terrorist who committed said crime spoke of an impending “racial holy war” beforehand and was a member of white supremacist/neo-Nazi hate groups.
(via sailorfemme)
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I never thought I’d say such a thing but there might be too many naked people on my dashboard
you are wrong
I unfollowed one that doesn’t understand the concept of the queue feature.
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I wonder if perhaps the U.S. government forced Microsoft to turn the XBox One into a spying tool, so Microsoft is actually trying to make it such an epic fail so that nobody will buy it. It’s the only thing I can think of that makes sense.
that is a terrifying thought
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I never thought I’d say such a thing but there might be too many naked people on my dashboard
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made this for my dad for fathers’ day
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